Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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