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  somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs

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  $35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.

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  it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend

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  why?

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  so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.

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  we should wear snuggies to the strip club

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• (408): View more from California

  I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.

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  There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.

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• (+34): View more from Spain

  First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.

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