I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis