i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.