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• (917): View more from New York City

  You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?

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• (650): View more from California

  Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.

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  again?

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup

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