i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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