To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Randomize
