road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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