I am puke
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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