Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Randomize
