Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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