Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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