He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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