This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
kristin has been a bad kristin
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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