I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.