Already got asked if we're dating
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I got inside last night via doggy door
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in