do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level