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I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
one two three fourrrrnication!
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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