We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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