Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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