A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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