In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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