I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
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