i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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