Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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