hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Randomize
