What a fucking waste of an outfit
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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