Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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