its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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