I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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