I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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