Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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