Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
In other news, I just burned my penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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