ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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