Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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