i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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