he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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