scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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