come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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