going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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