I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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