May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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