Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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