so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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