I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
