I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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