So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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