i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
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I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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