He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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