stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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