so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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