glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
mondays should just be called national damage control day
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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