You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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