office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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