As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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