Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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