Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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