I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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