try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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