How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
When are your genitals available?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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